I: This show! I was reluctant to come on board with this show because upon initial viewing, I thought it was some god-awful “Kids Incorporated” bullshit and it gave me secondhand embarrassment. But then I realized it’s supposed to be like that and now that I’ve gotten to know the characters, I find it irresistible! Not to mention, the boys who star in it are quite foxy!
The breakout fox is hands-down Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson. His face is delish, man. I’m always hot for a jock turned sensitive/embarrassed artsy boy. And I enjoy his singing and drumming and the fact that he actually believed he got Quinn pregnant from a hand job in a hot tub.
L: I remember Finn, fo’ sho’. He had the hottest premature ejaculation scene ever! And I don’t just say that about anybody, dontcha know. (Although Josh Peck had one too in The Wackness… Now I’m just torturing you.) I remember intensely him crawling over Rachel and backing her up on the picnic blanket—GAH! Moanmoanmoanmoan*orgasm* I want to lick the freckles on his neck.
What about his friend, Puck, the football player with the Mohawk? That’s a hot concept. I enjoy his face! And the more I learned about his character, the more interested I became in him. He has multiple layers! He’s like some kind of sexy Iago from Othello or some shit. I’m on board.
I: I love Puck. He’s hilarious and keeps it so real because he was sexting Santana while simultaneously trying to convince Quinn that he would make a suitable father for their baby. Also, he got with Mercedes so he ain’t afraid to get down with a sister.
So Mr. Will Schuester kind of makes me cringe, but his bod is undeniable. I think everyone gets embarrassed watching him rap and dance, but oh well. That’s what the show calls for. I love how he’s hot for the demure guidance counselor and he’s always giving wise, teacherly advice.
L: Yeah, I have mixed feelings about Mr. Schuester. Clearly I root for him as he’s one of the good guys, but sometimes he creeps me out, like when he was gyrating to “This is How We Do It” or some such. I wonder why this is! Why am I not hot for teacher? I need to investigate my feelings some more.
Does the kid in the wheelchair ever get some action? (I enjoy when Sue calls him “Wheels.”) From the waist up, he looks like someone I used to date. Is he ever given something to do?
I: I will spoil it for you and tell you he loses his V-card to Brittany the cheerleader. And then he’s sad about it because he felt used! Dude gets no respect.
L: Who else is on that show that’s a potential fox? What did you have to say about that Jesse guy who plays Rachel’s love interest in season two?
I: Ah, yes. The dude who played Jesse. He was too intense for me! And I did not support his unnecessary involvement in reuniting Rachel and the mother who abandoned her. But his presence made Finn pine hardcore for Rachel so it all comes full circle!