Up for Review: ADRIAN GRENIER

How upscale and foxy fine is Adrian Grenier?

APPEARANCE: 4

I: I love this dude! He has such an interesting look with the curly dark hair and light eyes. Now HE’S someone we’d do a double-take at on the street and turn to lower our Ray-Bans while letting out a low whistle. He has a sexy mouth and is all around smoldering yet boyish.

L: “Smoldering yet boyish” is an extremely accurate description. A.Gren has the ultimate boy hair in my book—curly, dark and floppy—not to mention that curvy smile of his. I want him to smirk at me as I lower my sunglasses and make my mouth go dry as he passes with a suggestive wink. Ee!

PORTFOLIO: 3.5

L: He’s a good gig on Entourage, and wasn’t too big for his britches to be in a Melissa Joan Hart movie, so I give him props for that. I also recall finding him arousing in the indie flick The Adventures of Sebastian Cole, where he played a boy (in the 1970s! My favorite!) whose dad became a woman. I’m not sure I understand what he’s trying to achieve though. What kind of actor does he want to be? I’m not sure he’s found a niche yet.

I: Oh God, that MJH movie! Drive Me Crazy I believe it was. I enjoy that he did that, although he probably bitched and moaned about the role. That movie was actually funnier than people give it credit for… at least I thought so. He did another rom-com-esque movie, The Devil Wears Prada where he played Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend. But his crowning achievement is certainly Entourage at this point in his career. But you’re right, I can’t tell what kind of actor he wants to be.

CHOICES: 3

I: I think he’s made pretty good choices considering he’s working and isn’t considered some Hollywood burn-out! LOL. We set such low standards for actors. “They’re not shooting up heroin in the alley = SUCCESS!!” As for the ladies, I haven’t heard of any of his rendezvous. I think he dates models and whoever, but hey, somebody has to date those chicks.

L: If I was a model, I’d aim higher than Adrian Grenier, no matter how fine he be. This is because he hasn’t made enough of a name for himself! And it’s not about money or power (mostly), it’s that he seems lost in life, like he’s just hanging around movie and TV show sets and doing some stuff. He needs to up his game. Your craft is a muscle. You have to exercise it.

PERSONALITY: 3

L: I’m picturing him strolling into a party surrounded by all his Entourage cronies. I can see him hanging out with Leo. Maybe he’ll pick up a few tips.

I: I think he’d be quiet and cute and would be charmed by us! I’m picturing his curvy smile as we delight him with tales and anecdotes. He seems laid back and chill and he’d probably contribute to the ambiance!

ROMANTIC POTENTIAL: 4

I: I think AG seems sweet! He’d make for a foxy boyfriend and I’d want to fool around with him in the corner of some trendy lounge after too many expensive vodka tonics. And then he’d be all, “Let’s get out of here” and lead me out the door, casually slipping the valet a ten. I vote yes to the rest of this story!

L: That scenario made me “EE!” out loud! I feel he’d be my upscale boyfriend whom I’d canoodle with in a dark corner of the hottest night club. He’d be a foxy date, fer sher!

SUGGESTIONS

L: Once he decides what kind of actor he wants to be, the rest will fall into place!

I: He should really pull something out of his hat, movie-wise, that woos us and showcases his leading man abilities.

FINAL GRADE: 17.5/25 B

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